Archive for August, 2008


It looks as though a lot of the Africans are using Microsoft’s Hotmail service at live.com these days.

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From: Dr.George Owen.
Date: Sat, Aug 30, 2008 at 10:22 PM
Subject: Transfer Of $35.5m?
To:

From: Dr. George Owen.
I am Dr.George Owen, Director of Project , South Africa Department of Minerals and Energy. I am making this contact with you based on the Committee need for an individual/company who is willing to assist us with a solution to a money transfer.

This amount $35.5m represents the balance of the total contract Value Executed on behalf of Department mineral resources and Energy by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately, of which the actual sum has been paid.

Should you be willing to assist us in the transaction? Your share of the sum will be 25% of the $35.5million, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses. To enable us commence,provide your personal telephone/fax number . Contact me through my alternative e-mail address: gowen011@gmail.com
Best Regards,
Dr.George Owen.
Tel:+27 787048899

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This is the first time somebody has used the Spanish subsidiary of the UK National Lottery

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Thomas Gasol
Date: 2008/8/31
Subject: !!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.
To: undisclosed-recipients

LOTERIA NACIONAL
Madrid-Spain

https://www.lotojuegos.com

Ref No: LN/88-5/XXX08.
Batch No: 009/12345SP.

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Promotion Department of the LOTERIA NACIONAL Satellite lottery, Spain, wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this year NACIONAL LOTTO Satellite lottery Spain International Promotion (SLP) .The late notice was due to mix up email addresses, no tickets were sold, and you were randomly selected as a winner.
This comes with a prize of One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euro (Ђ1,500,000) Euros in the LOTERIA-NACIONAL Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet through the worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the LOTERIA-NACIONAL Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the EUROMILLONES LOTTO SPAIN organization. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the World Wide Web. Each email address was attached to a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: KY/098/HG/7BN was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

Your email address, attached to Ref number: LN/88-5/XXX08 with Serial number: 009/12345SP drew the lucky Numbers 25, and consequently won the lottery in the “A” Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ 1,500,000 Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this, your Ђ 1,500,000 Euros will be released to you by our accredited remittance bank located in Europe.

To file for your claim, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the Claims Manager, Mr. Thomas Gasol of the claims department through email, stating your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager,
M. Thomas Gasol
Tel: + 34-667-302-512
Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

VERIFICATION FORM:
1.) FULL NAME:
2.) AGE:
3.) SEX:
4.) ADDRESS:
5.) OCCUPATION:
6.) Ref. Number:
7.) COUNTRY:
8.) PHONE:
9.) FAX NUMBER:
10) Monthly Income:

Thanks for been part of this promotional award programme.We wish you the best of lucky as you spend your good fortune.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Melissa De Grout
Promotion Manager
Tel: + 34-667-302-512
Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

https://www.lotojuegos.com

N.B: Keep all lotto information from public to avoid double claims, as any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

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The strange thing about this tale is that Moyo, says he is from Zimbabwe, yet he is a refugee in Ghana. Normally refugees from Zimbabwe go to South Africa or Botswana.

In my view, this fellow is not a Zimbabwean. He’s is just using the crazy political situation in Zimbabwe to make up a “poor boy” story.

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From: moyo mudada
Date: Sun, Aug 31, 2008 at 9:34 AM
Subject: hello
To:

Sir,

My names is Moyo Mudada. I am 19 years old,the only surviving son of my father, Mr Wilfred Mudada,a native of Harere Zimbabwe.You may be wondering why I choose to contact you,I am contacting you in absolute confidence,primarily seeking for your assistance to help me clear my late father two consignment boxes with family valuables amounting to Eleven million US dollars,here in Accra Ghana, which my father deposited with a Security Company.

My father was one of the leaders of a member opposition Movement for Democratic Change of Zimbabwe. During the crises there in my country between my father political party and that of Mugabe,My father was shot,and before they could take him to hospital he died.I have to travel to Ghana to take refugee.

Now i am in the Ghana Refugee Camp,suffering without any material, moral or financial assistance,not even a relation to live with.My only hope of surviver now lies on the two consignment boxes that are with the Security Company.

The Security Company would not allow me recover my father consignment boxes,except that i get a foreign beneficiary,which my father had earlier agreed with
them.That is why,i am looking for a trust worthy partner.

I am soliciting your assistance to help me clear and receive the two consignment boxes from the Security Company. So that you can take 30% of the the total amount for helping me to clear the boxes,and you will help me invest the remaining 70%,and also prepare documents to take me to your country,so that i can achieve my educational dreams. All the legal documents,which the boxes were deposited are right here with me. I was sent on an errand to buy broom for sweeping, and i decide to go into a business centre to mail you.

Sir,i hope to hear from you through my thesame email moyomudada@hotmail.com

Thank you and God bless you.
Moyo Mudada

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Unfortunately, there are enough people around who believe this story too.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Acct. Donald Duke.
Date: Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 3:17 AM
Subject: CONTACT THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT OF ECOBANK BANK BENIN
To:

CONTACT THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT OF ECOBANK BANK BENIN Greetings Dear Beloved Friend, I want to inform you about my success in transferring your money into an ATM master card to curtail the risk of carrying huge amount of money around. The total amount has been coded into ATM master card; please contact the Bank ATM payment center for more instruction on how to make use of the ATM card to withdraw your money in any ATM machine around the globe. I will be traveling to CHINA for business project with my own share of the total money. Meanwhile, I didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring the fund despite that it failed us some how. Now you can contact the ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT of ECOBANK BANK BENIN on this email(michaelkohnatmpaymaster23@live.com)pn.. +229-9704-6911 they will send you the sum of Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($2.500, 000.00) which is your own share for all the sufferings at that time. That is compensation for all your past efforts I really appreciated your consistency at that time. This card center will send you an ATM card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine around the world, the maximum withdrawal is Ten Thousand United State Dollars per day. Feel free to get in touch with the ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT and give them direction on where to send the ATM card to you, the only money they will request from you is the activation fee of $99.99, so contact them right away. Do not hesitate to contact the ECOBANK Benin ATM payment department center with the information i gave to you and also re-confirm the following information to them as listed below: 1. Full Name…………………… 2. Current Address……………… 3. Phone Number………………… 4. A Copy of your identity………. 5. Your Nationality…………….. 6 Your pic……………………. Forward the above information to Prof. Michael Kohn, the head department officer of ATM payment center ECOBANK Bank Benin Republic. Phone: +229-9704-6911, Email :( michaelkohnatmpaymaster23@live.com) Please do let me know immediately you receive the ATM card so that we can share the joy together after all the sufferings at that time. I will be very busy in CHINA for the project am going to have there with my partner. So contact the ATM center immediately, they will give you more details of the ATM service. Finally, be informed that I left instructions to the DEPARTMENT to send the ATM MASTER CARD to you, so feel free to get in touch with the DEPARTMENT and they will send the CARD to you with out any delay. Best Regards, Acct. Donald Duke.

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These jokers are trying the “catch previous victims” ploy. I am sure there are enough of those to make this venture profitable.

That is, if the people believe what is written here.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: MR. ERNEST C. EBI.
Date: Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Subject: ATTN: HONORABLE BENEFICIARY
To:

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.
OUR REF: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2008
YOUR REF:…………………………
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/08.

ATTN: HONORABLE BENEFICIARY,

FROM THE RECORDS OF OUTSTANDING FOREIGN PAYMENTS DUE FOR RELEASE WITH LOCAL AND COMMERCIAL BANKS IN NIGERIA, YOUR NAME AND CONTACT WAS DISCOVERED AS NEXT ON THE LIST OF THE OUTSTANDING FOREIGNERS’ PAYMENT WHICH ARE STILL HANGING ON AND WHO HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENTS.

FOLLOWING THE OUT COME OF BOARD OF DIRECTOR’S MEETING TODAY WITH OTHER COMMERCIAL BANKS HERE IN NIGERIA, WE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR NAME FALL AMONG THE TOP TWENTY CONTRACTOR/BENEFICIARY THAT WILL BE RECEIVING THEIR PAYMENT THIS 2ND QUARTER OF THE YEAR 2008.

NOTE THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS BEING PROCESSED AND WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS SO THAT WE CAN AUTHENTICATE THE CLAIM LEGALLY SINCE OUR RECORD SHOWS THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS ONLY MAPPED OUT THE SUM OF US$25,000,000 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO BE RELEASED TO YOU AS YOU RE-CONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION FOR VERIFICATION/AUTHENTICATING AND FINAL ENDORSEMENT OF YOUR FILE, SO AS TO ENABLE THIS NOBLE BANK PROCEED IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND WITHOUT FURTHER DELAYS.

KINDLY RE-CONFIRM TO US THE FOLLOWINGS:

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) POSTAL/ MAILING ADDRESS:
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE #.
4) AGE.
5) OCCUPATION.
6) INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER’S LICENSE (SCAN COPY)
7) BANK DATA’S WHERE FUND WILL BE REMITTED TOO.

IN RECEIPT OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION YOUR PAYMENT WILL BE APPROVED AND PAID TO YOU BY WIRED TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE. HENCE, YOU ARE ADVISED TO GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE CLARIFICATIONS ON MY E-MAIL:mebi600@gmail.com

OFFICIALLY SIGNED:
MR.ERNEST C. EBI. (DEPUTY GOVERNOR)
INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

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That and 95 USD pave the way for the Africans to get you to pay a lot more.

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From: petermoore1936 Date: Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 5:19 AM
Subject: CONTACT MY SECRETARY Peter More.
To:

Attention,
I have Paid for the delivery fee for your Cheque Draft.but the manager of Financial Trust Bank Plc Benin told me that before the check will get to you that it will expire.So i told him to cash $850,000.00 all the necessary arrangement of delivering the $850,000.00 incash was made with SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY DIRECTOR.
Below is the needed information to enable them deliver your fund to you immediately.The only fee you have to pay them is $95 usd that they will use to obtain insurance certificate and claims of affadvite that will prove that the parcel that consist total sum of $850.000.00 belong to you be rest assure that all other
fees have been paid by me.
SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY DIRECTOR
PROFFESOR .NELSON UDO.
EMAIL;(speed_trustcompany@yahoo.com.hk )
1.YOUR FULL NAME……………….
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS…………….
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER…………….
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE………………
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE………………….
6.COMPANY REGISTRATION NO EG49945
7.CODE NMBER 0140333
Please make sure you send this needed info’s to the
Director general of shalom Courier Company
PROFFESOR.REV.NELSON UDO
with the address given to you.
Note ;The SPEED TRUST Delivery COURIER COMPANY LTD don’t know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a Box of family valuable belongs. They don’t know it contents fund. this is to avoid them delaying with the Box. don’t let them know that is money that is in that Box.I am waiting for your urgent response.
Thanks and Remain Blessed.

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Just another “George Brumley” message.

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From: MR MARSHAL DUMBA
Date: Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Subject: URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
To: marshaldumba34@orange.net

FROM MR MARSHAL DUMBA
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU,
BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.

Dear friend,

RE: TRANSFER OF ($7,000.000.00 USD SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS)

I want to transfer to overseas the sum of ($7.000.000.00USD) Seven Million United States Dollars) from a Prime Bank in Africa. I would like to ask you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve as far as it can receive money.

I am MR MARSHAL DUMBA an accountant and personal confidant to Dr.George Brumley who died together with his wife in a plane crash on the July 21st 2003 on their way to attendwedding in Boston, he is an American, a physician andindustrialist, he died without having any beneficiary to his assets including his account here in Burkina Faso which he opened as his personal savings for the purpose of expansion and developement of his company before his untimely death in 2003.

The amount involved is ($7.000.000.00USD) Seven Million United States Dollars), no other person knows about this account. I am contacting you for us to transfer this funds to your account as the beneficiary, I want to transfer the whole $7,000.000.00 (Seven Million United States Dollars) into a safe account abroad, but I don’t know any foreigner. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here,But can only be approved to any foreign a/c because the money is in US Dollars and the former owner of the a/c Dr.George Brumley is a foreigner too, and as such the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with the inheritance procedures.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount,55% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. You should observe utmost CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY in this transaction, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I will require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

You should fill this form below and send to me immediately as soon as you receive this letter: THIS IS MY Email address_(marshal_dumba34@ymail.com)

Your Full Name: ………..
Your Address : ……….
Your Telephone: ……….
Your Age: ……………
Merital Status: ………..
Your Country: ………….

Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Sincerely
MR MARSHAL DUMBA
MAIL ADDRESS (marshal_dumba34@ymail.com)

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That sounds extremely logical. Does that mean you can confirm the birth of the deceased or the beginning of his death?

No matter, most people won’t understand what he means.

On a funnier note: does anybody know what he means by “Have A Green Day”?

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Kweku Appiah
Date: Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Subject: BUSINESS
To: …

Dear friend,

It’s Just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a Banker by Profession from Burkina Faso In West Africa and currently holding the Post Of Debt recovery manager in our Bank.
I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds
($30Million) of one of my Bank’s client who died along with his entire family in Kenya Plane Crash 2003.You Can Confirm The Genesis of the deceased Death .

You can view this site to know more.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this fund can be shared between us in the ratio of 40/50 / 10% for any incurable expenses that will come during the transfer, If you agree to my business proposal.
Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your mail. Have A Green Day.
Yours,
MR KWEKU APPIAH.

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Using 10.6 million Pounds Sterling as bait, this fellow first says he is withholding the name of the person who left the money. He then goes on to say I “bear the surname identity”.

That means my family name is the same as the deceased. Now that is an obvious advantage if I were really to inherit some money!

But, he does not actually say my name, does he?

That way this message fits anyone who gets it. That is obviously an advantage for him. That way he will get more people to answer this message.

Take note that he is using a telephone number with the international code for Great Britain.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Frank Mark
Date: 2008/8/28
Subject: second notice
To: undisclosed-recipients

THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of Ј10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.

We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please call me on +447045769387 so that we can get this done immediately.

Kind regards,
Frank Mark.

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Usually it’s a partner in Paraguay.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: godwin04
Date: Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Subject: CONTACT MY SECRETARY FOR YOUR COMPESATION
To: undisclosed-recipients

Dear Friend,

It is my pleasure to let you know about my success in getting those fund transffered under the cooperation of a new partner from Japan. I didn’t forget your past efforts to assist me in transffering those funds.

Now contact my secretary Mr Willian Okaofor his email (willian_okaofor@yahoo.fr)ask him to send you the total $1,500,000.00 million usd. which i raised for your compensation .so feel free and get intouched with him and give him your address where to send the cheque:

(1) FULL NAME ……………..
(2) ADDRESS ……………….
(3) COUNTRY ……………….
(4) PRIVATE TEL ……………
(5) PRIVATE FAX ……………
(6)YOUR AGE………
(7)YOUR COPY OF YOUR ID.CARD…
Do Let me know immediately you receive it okay so feel free to get intouch with him.
Best regards,
Dr.Goodwin

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