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This is another e-mail using the Untied Nations to back up their story.

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From: United Nations Statistics Division (YOUR PAYMENT) <noreply@un.org>
Date: 2008/10/4
Subject: Breaking news From United Nations!!!
To:

UNITED NATION (UN)
DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPARTMENT.
NEW-YORK,USA.
Our Ref: UN-0XX2/987/2008

Dear Sir/Madam,

U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M

U.K.

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The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favour for your Inheritance/contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account.

Now youчФe new Payment, United nation Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Equitorial Trust Bank Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No:

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with REV JAMES MCGUIRE, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your money.

Be informed that we have verified your payment agreement file as directed to us; your name appeared in the next on the list of our outstanding beneficiary to received payment at the second quarter of the year. So contact:

REV JAMES MCGUIRE
Tel:646-467-6771
Fax:610-514-4216
Email:enquiries@inlandrevenuetax.uk.tt

for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send bellow Information for your transfer:

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS,
5) BANK DETAILS
6) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS
7) COPY OF YOUR INT’L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE.

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK IS (511), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOUR FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK THROUGH THE OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY REV. DR.JAMES MCGUIRE AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. Regard. Senate CONTACT CODE (511) OFFICER: REV JAMES MCGUIRE.

Best regards

MR SHAN COLIN.
DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPARTMENT.
UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT.

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The old story about having cancer and wanting someone to donate their money to charity.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: WAHID FAHID <fahid@mail.com>
Date: Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 7:49 PM
Subject: Dear Sir/Madam,
To:

Hello Friend,

I sincerely hope that this letter will not come to you as a surprise or an embarrassment since we neither knew each other before nor had any previous correspondence nor contact. I wish to use this medium to get in touch with you first because it’s fastest means. I believe it will be a surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I have in any manner disturbed your privacy.

Please forgive this unusual manner of contacting you. Let me start by introducing myself. My name is WAHID FAHID , From kuwait. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer. It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends .

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended  with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Six Million dollars ($6,000,000.00) that I have with financial institution abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. N/B: KINDLY NOTE THAT 80% of these funds must go to victims of recent disasters and another 20% for your effort and time. Upon receipt of your response, I shall communicate with you, and let you know the details of the transfer. Whatever your actions and your decision, I thank you for taking the time to read this email.

Regards,
Wahid Fahid.

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The “barrister” is looking for a reputable business partner and found
me. Along with a couple of hundred others…

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Barrister Ricardo Portal
Date: Sep 5, 2008 4:17 PM
Subject: From ; Barrister Ricado Portal (Estudio Juridico Castellana )
Urgent Reply is required of you
To: undisclosed-recipients

Barrister Ricado Portal
Estudio Juridico Castellana
Caracas, 27
Madrid 28010 Spain.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Before I proceed, I must first apologize for this unsolicited letter
to you. I am aware that this is certainly not a conventional way of
approach to establish a relationship of trust, but I do have limited
choice. My name is Barrister Ricado Portal a Solicitor working with
Estudio Juridico Castellana with address: Caracas, 27 Madrid 28010
Spain Actually, I got your contact address from the internet while
searching for a reputable business partner in your country’s public
records. My Late client Mr. Johannes Reinhold , a business mogul who
had casinos and restaurants, lived in Spain for many years, my client,
her husband and their one child were involved in an underground train
crash in the eastern city of Valencia as Victims of the Tuesday, 4
July 2006, Incident that befall the Spanish.

You can confirm through this website
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5143738.stm)

Before his death, on my advice as his lawyer he deposited One Trunk
Box/Diplomatic Personal Treasure, containing the sum of $7.5M (SEVEN
MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) cash with a security
company here in Spain, on a highly security form but he did not
disclosed the content of deposited diplomatic consignment to the
company, for security reasons. The security company has mandated me to
present any family heir/inheritor for claims, before the consignment
gets confiscated or reverts to the Bureau of Diplomatic Security, as
unclaimed diplomatic immunity. So I decided to search for any of my
late client’s relative which has been very difficult for me, as he did
not declare any other person, address, partner or relatives in the
official paper works of his diplomatic consignment deposit. Mr
Johannes was my private client. I will not like you to involve any
third party in this transaction, just me and you .Besides I am doing
this on my own personal capacity and do n
ot wish to bring my office into i

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as
a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Johannes Reinhold, with
my position as his lawyer, I will now appoint and recognize you as the
heir. I will obtain every relevant document from the probate to make
your claim legal. Note that this process is not risky in any manner
and it is completely legal but might not be justified morally. Once
the fund is released to you, I am proposing 40% of the total sum to
you for your involvement.10% would be set aside for any expenses that
could be incurred during the transaction.

I would retain 50% for myself. Note that when the whole documents are
ready, it would be your responsibility to approach the bank and make
application for the release and transfer of the said funds. If this
proposal does offend your moral values please pardon me otherwise
reply via my private email address: ricadoportal@mixmail.com for
further clarification. Please be kind to get back to me if you are not
interested so that I can further my search for another partner.

Best Regards

Barrister Ricado Portal

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Just don’t answer Job offers like this one. It’s another scam from African crooks.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: steven James &lt;stevenjames@yahoo.com&gt;
Date: Fri, May 9, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Subject: Brisko Textiles & Fabrics JOB OPPORTUNITY
To:

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Steven James, CEO of Brisko Textiles & Fabrics,an establishment that deals in the Import and export of Cocoa buttercream,Rubber,Cotton and textiles and fabric materials.I am looking for a trustworthy representative in the United State that will aid as a link between us and ourcustomers in the United State.I would like to know if you are interested.

I m looking for a representative in the United State who will be working as a partime worker and I will be willing to pay 10% for every transaction,Respond only if you will like to work from home part-time and get paid weekly without leaving or it affecting your present job.

I will like to know if you have a bank account with any of this banks (WELLFARGO BANK AND BANK OF AMERICA) if you do,i
think you have the job already.

Please if you are interested forward the following info to my email address:

FULL NAME : ……………………
FULL ADDRESS : …………………………
PHONE NUMBER (S) : ……………………………
GENDER : …………………………….
AGE : ………………………………..

please reply me back to my private email

Thanks
Steven James

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If you get one from the UK Lottery, the day’s not perfect unless you get one from the Nederlands Staatsloterij as well

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From: The Nederland?s Staatsloterij &lt;nlstaatsloterij@gmail.com.nl&gt;
Date: Fri, May 9, 2008 at 5:36 PM
Subject: Please Call to Confirm.
To: undisclosed-recipients

Please Call to Confirm.
Ref No: UT771008-07
Serial Number: 8LE02208
The Nederland?s Staatsloterij
Postbus 3334, 5902RH
Venlo-Nederland
https://www.staatsloterij.nl

Date: 9th May 2008.

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of our Nederland?s Staatsloterij
Internet Program that was conducted and release today the 9th day of May 2008.
Your electronic mail address which we attach to the program Ref No: UT771008-07
and Serial Number: 8LE02208 has been selected among the lucky recipient to
collect an approved payment of 1,000,000:00 euros only (One Million Euro Only)
each, being the beneficiary of this email address. You are hereby advice to
contact our payment processing/finance firm on the below stated details.

********************************************
Mr. Michael Eliuk
Weeps-The Netherlands.
Tel: +31-681-107970
Fax: +31-847-118266
Email: kservices1@gmail.com
********************************************

We expect you to provide them with details of the information below for the
processing of your winning documents.

1). Full Names:………………
2). Residential Address: ……..
3). Occupation:………………
4). Sex:…………………….
5). Phone/Fax Numbers:………..
6). Country of Resident:………
7). Nationality: …………….
8). Reference Number:…………
9). Serial Number:……………
10). Amount Won:……………..
11). Email Address:…………..
12). A scan or Fax Copy of any Valid Proof of your Identification like
International Passport or Driver’s License:…………….

All participants where selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from
all over the world drawn from Europe, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle
East, Africa, North and South America. Do note also that every email addresses
that were used on this program were gotten without the knowledge of each
recipient. Be informed here that all winnings must be claimed not later than
the 23rd Day of May 2008 and that anybody under the age of 18yrs is not
eligible to apply for a claim of this amount. Congratulations from our
management as we expect you to make good use of your funds.

Sincerely Yours,
Freida Groot
Sweepstakes Coordinator.
Nederland?s Staatsloterij.
Email: nlstaatsloterij@gmail.com
Copyright © 2001-2007
*********************************************
Note: In accordance with the Nederland?s Staatsloterij policy and regulations,
this message is dispatched directly to the recipient only. If you are not the
rightful owner of this email address or feel that you have received this
message by error, we advice you destroy this copy as you are not authorized to
read, print, retain or disseminate any part of it for any reason.
*********************************************

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You get the impression that this fellow is trying to get around spam filters. He writes just one sentence in the e-mail.

And this is the attachment:

From: Mr.Paul Nkune.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Greetings,

A Search for Foreign investor/partnership to aid me in transferring/depositing of a deceased dormant fund of US$30, 000, 000, 00 (Thirty Million United States Dollars only) into an over-sea’s account for onward transfer/investment projects.

I’m Mr. Paul Nkune an executive officer in Auditing Department in Amalgamated Bank of South Africa (ABSA).Details and percentages should be discussed with you as you exhibit your interests upon this transfer project.Note: You have to do so to contact me via this private email:(paulnkune2@yahoo.com).I shall be sending you my private number hence you show your interest upon this proposal.

Regards,

Mr. Paul Nkune.

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Yes, this is an inheritance scam story. Mark keeps it anonymous, that way he doesn’t have to do much research on a suitable deceased millionaire.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Mark Akume
Date: 2008/4/22
Subject: Strictly for you only
To:

Dear Sir,
In this world of not knowing whom to trust i have decided to intimate you with a personal guided financial finding in my bank branch (National Investment Bank of Ghana) in which i am the acting managing director. I have been acting as the manager pending when the manager who is on course will resume for six months now and in my capacity i have discovered this account which have been left untouched for two and half years. On careful investigation i discovered that the owner of this account originally maintained two accounts with the bank. One of the accounts is savings account while the other is domiciled dollar account. The savings account was closed exactly one year eight months ago by a lady who claimed to be a fiancйe and business partner of the account owner.

On my curiosity i discovered that the owner of the accounts who was an oil merchant from your country died of heart failure two years ago and since then nobody have made any claim on the current account and no transaction have been carried out in the account throughout the two years. On checking the opening files of the account i also discovered that the owner has no next of kin and his last known address is Golden Tulip Hotel where he stays anytime he is in the country.
I have made all required bank inquiries which are normally made to trace owners of account which are left untouched for over two years and i discovered that nobody outside the bank have knowledge of this account. I have thought over this account for six months now and since it is left untouched with no one having knowledge of the account i have decided to have the money in the account removed to a safer place. The amount in the account is $2.6m with accumulated interest sum of $260,000.00(Two Hundred & Sixty Thousand Dollars)It is for this reason that i am contacting you so that i will use you to remove the money and close the account. I decided to contact you, a foreigner because of protection of my status and making sure i am not short changed which will happen if i deal with someone from my country. It is also much easier for the money to be claimed and transferred outside the country. It is for the reason of closing the account that i am contacting you.

I want you to stand as the beneficiary of the account by filing for next of kin of the account so that i will officially approve your request and have the money paid in your name. We shall share the money 80% for me and 20% for you. All i need from you is your co-operation and secrecy during and after the claim.

Get back to me with your full names, contact address, your age and marital status and phone number(s) for communication and i will employ the service of an attorney who shall process the paper work. As soon as I receive your response I shall open up on all details

Thank you and awaits your response ASAP.
Mark Akume

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What do you think? Will send it with Fedex or DHL?

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: DR FRANK SMITH <franksmith0011@myway.com>
Date: Thu, Apr 17, 2008 at 9:17 PM
Subject: Re:Notification
To:

From:DR FRANK SMITH
Manchester M27 5FX, United Kingdom.
Fax:TEL:+44 70457 04247.
 
Dear Sir /Madam,
 
This is to officially inform you that your funds of Ten Million United state Dollars only(US$ 10) has been approved for immediate delivery to you by cash payment via Consignment delivery to your door step .For the purpose of clarification,you are advised to reconfirm:
 
(1)Your Full Names
(2)Your Direct Telephone & Fax Numbers
(3)Your Physical Address
 
So that there will be no error during the delivery of the funds to you in your country of residence.Your quick response will be highly appreciated to enable us proceed further.
We awaits your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,
DR FRANK SMITH.

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Mr. Bladder (funny name) has sent me the standard UK Lottery e-mail. It looks as though I have won a second time today …

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: <lottobrod@aol.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Subject: FINAL NOTICE OF AWARD NOTIFICATION
To: undisclosed-recipients

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

DEAR SIR/MADAM,
FINAL NOTICE OF AWARD NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 28TH  AUGUST, 2007, of winners of the LOTTERY INTERCEPT LOTTO U.K/INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, held on 3rd APRIL, 2007 as part of our promotional draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our electronic business Promotions Program. You qualified for the draw as a result of you visiting Various websites we are running the e-business promotions for.

You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 100-309-7482, with serial number 513-10 drew the lucky numbers 5, 9, 12, 29, 40, 59, 76, and consequently won in the Second Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$950,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$13,650,000.00 shared among the Seven international winners in the Second category.

 
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with the interface Finance and Security Company insured in your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.

We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our mid year (2008) high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent immediately;
 
MR MORRIS BLADDER.
CLAIM AGENT,
INTERFACE FINANCE & SECURITY LTD,
NEWCASTLE, U.K
TEL: +44-703-1898- 644
EMAIL:morris_bladder@hotmail.com
 
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.
Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later than  31th march , 2008. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays andcomplications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided below in every one of your correspondences with your claims agent.
 
REFERENCE NUMBER: FLS-ZR39-825P-4  
BATCH NUMBER: 74-263-BBN
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
LOTTERY INTERCEPT UNITED KINGDOM.
115 NORDIX AVE. BRYANSTON, 762
NEWCASTLE, L60 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail box. Contact your claims agent through his email contact above.
EMAIL:morris_bladder@hotmail.com

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This is an almost exact copy of the previous message. The name has been changed slightly and a different e-mail address is being used.

It almost looks like they are split testing this message.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Miss.Ema Oke <misssemaoke@yahoo.com>
Date: Dec 26, 2007 1:51 PM
Subject: ATTN: BENEFICIARY.
To: e@yahoo.ca

Dear Sir,

My name is Mrs. Okere. I work with the Barclay bank Ghana West Africa.
kindly be informed that we have over draft of US$29.5Million dollars in our bank. So based on this matter, I and my pattern has decided to contact a foreign person like you whom shall then contact our bank as the beneficiary to the fund as we shall present you to the bank.
You will get 40% plus 5% of the total sum for your assistance. Be advised that you will be responsible for any charges out side the bank, which is why we are giving you the above mentioned 5%. But be informed that all transfer charges at the bank shall be deducted from the total sum.

All required of you for now is just to call me on my direct cell phone +233 206777941, or forward your cell phone number so that I can call you and advise you on how to start your first contact with the bank. We need a lawyer as well for our documentations. Remember on no condition shall my name be mentioned before the bank, because I work there, I hope this is well understood by you.

Regards,
Mrs. Okere.
Ghana, Accra.
West Africa.

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