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Looking at the usual deal that the African crooks offer, this one is real miserly in comparison.

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From: BESON GUEI <guei70@hotmail.com>
Date: Oct 20, 2007 6:30 AM
Subject: PLEASE WE NEED YOUR HELP
To:

 
DEAR RESPECTFUL ONE
 
I KNOW THIS LETTER MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE SINCE THIS IS MY INTRODUCTORY MESSAGE. MY NAME IS BESON GUEI  THE SON OF THE LATE GENERAL ROBERT GUEI WHO WAS ASSASINATED DURING THE 19TH SEPTEMBER  2002 REBEL CRISIS HERE IN COTE D’IVOIRE.BEFORE HIS DEATH MY FATHER DEPOSITED THE SUM OF USD$2.000.000.00 IN A BANK HERE IN OUR COUNTRY.

 
I AM HUMBLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING
WAYS.
1) - TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED
2)- TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM  24 YEARS OLD
3)- TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR  COUNTRY, TO SECURE
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME AND INITIATE THE TYPES OF VIABLE VENTURES TO INVEST.
 
I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL FUND FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE FUND IN YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT WHILE WE SHALL DISCUSS YOUR PERCENTAGE IN PROFITS THAT WILL ACCRUE FROM EVERY  INVESTMENT. 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO OFFSET EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE IN THE COURSE OF THE TRANSACTION

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT TELEPHONE CALL AND E-MAIL MESSAGE

AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS PROPOSAL
 
YOURS SINCERELY,
BESON GUEI

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From: dollyri5@planet.nl &lt;dollyri5@planet.nl&gt;

Date: Apr 17, 2007 9:00 AM

Subject: Greeting’s From Richard Family Plesae Reply.

To: undisclosed-recipients





Dear friend,



I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise,please accept the

content in good faith.



I do not intend to cause any grief to you and yourfamily.The reason

for sending this mail is very fundamental because I and My Family are

in serious problem and we need your help.



My Name is Miss Carolyn Sidney Richards, daughter Of late Mr Chico

Richards.I am about to tell you something that I have not discuss with







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From: Anita Adams <anita_adams2@hotmail.fr>
Date: Feb 1, 2007 1:30 PM
Subject: Dearest Beloved One,
To:

Dearest Beloved One,

I know you may be surprise in getting this message from me due to the fact that you don't  know me before. I decided to contact you with the hope to get a favourable assistance. My  name is Madame Anita J Adams .

I lost my husband few years ago to death.Before his death, he deals on cocoa and coffee business and also was a politician here in my country until he met his sudden  death. I  inherited the sum of US$ 8.700.000.000 USD Million from him. Presently, I have a big problem now with my husband's brothers .

AFter Few years of my husbands death,My Doctor told me that it is very likely i will  die within the next 3 months due to A Blood cancer {Lukameia}.

My husbands brothers now knowing my condition qnd stqte of health  wanted to confiscate all the wealth and landed properties which he left behind for me. The above sum was the only thing I was able to secure among all his properties.Because of their pressure and fear that they might discover the existence of this fund, I quickly put the funds in bank and arranged with my pastor who helped me to depoit itb in the bank.

For security reasons, the money was was declared as family valuables and depoited in a Suspence Account to prevent any with drawal from the money by any local beneifary.

I am sending you this message because I don't have any trust on my husband's brothers and my country where the fund is deposited is presently in civil war.
This is giving me sleepless nights. I am therefore soliciting for your assistance to help me  secure the transfer of the money to your country so that the funds can be invested promptly. If you agree to help me, we shall negotiate on what will be your compensation for this noble assistance.

After the death of my husband, his brothers started treating me like a prisoner. They forced me to release all his banks information and other important documents.But i did not release  this very bank information concerning this money to them as they do not know about it either.

They did not stop there; they are monitoring my  movements till today to extent that I can not go out freely nor answer or  make telephone calls. They can only give me foods and shelter and nothing else.

I can understand that with such treatment, their plan is to do away with my life so that they can feel comfortable with what they snatched from me. It is because of this problem that I decided to contact you for a help to rescue me from this ugly situation before I die here.

Apart from this money , I don't have any other thing in my life today. My financial situation is completely zero. Upon receipt of your response, I will send you the contact of the bank so that you can open up communications with them as my foreign partner who wants to help me secure thetransfer of this money to your country.

You will ask them to transfer  the money to directly to your country.I have with me all the documents covering this money with me and i will send them to you once i hear from you.

When this is successfully done and the funds under your custody, I will secretly arrange my escape from here to join you so that we can work on the funds investment. I am counting on you to save my life because I have a very serious problem now.please
Sincerely yours,
Madame Anita j Adams.

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From: muhamed bello <muhamed_bello12@hotmail.com>
Date: Feb 3, 2007 5:33 PM
Subject: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
To:

MR MUHAMED BELLO.
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.
Reply me here please.
Email:muhamed_bello7@myway.com

Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my urgent need for  foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds ($12.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking  
on this web site  Hence,i am inviting ou  or a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of  the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours,
Mr Muhamed Bello
Send your Reply to my new email address.
Email;muhamed_bello7@myway.com

NB, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS YOUR TOP SECRECT AND MAKE IT CONFIDENTIAL TILL WE RECEIVES THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THE BANK. DONT DISCLOSE IT TO ANY BODY "PLEASE", BECAUSE THE SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE SUCCESS OF IT.

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The Bello’s are very busy this year ….

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: muhamed bello
Date: Jan 14, 2007 5:36 AM
Subject: Your Response Needed ASAP
To:

MR MUHAMED BELLO.
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.
Reply me here please.
Email:muhamed_bello7@myway.com

Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it’s just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds ($12.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this web site
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours,
Mr Muhamed Bello
Send your Reply to my new email address.
Email;muhamed_bello7@myway.com

NB, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS YOUR TOP SECRECT AND MAKE IT
CONFIDENTIAL TILL WE RECEIVES THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL
PROVIDE TO THE BANK. DONT DISCLOSE IT TO ANY BODY “PLEASE”, BECAUSE THE
SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE SUCCESS OF IT.

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I don’t know exactly how many Christian communities have fallen for this type of scam, but it is a lot.

To be honest, what God loving Christian would not want to help others with a sum of money like this? And that is the problem.

There have been enough Christian leaders who thought they were doing good and lost their community funds in the process. It happens.

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Subject: Donation of fund for work of God (10-Apr-2006 13:12)
From: rosewilly@atlas.sk
To: undisclosed-recipients

Fellow brethren,
You may be surprised to receive this letter from unknown person, being that you have not see me before. In a brief introduction, I am Mrs. Rose Williams from Sierra Leone in West Africa, I am a devoted christian living in Abidjan Ivory coast.
My dear, I inherited the sum of $820,000.00 (Eight hundred and Twenty thousand Us dollars) from my late husband who died in a motor accident on the 15 of January, this year 2006 on his way coming back from his office. My dear, I and my late husband married for a long time without a child and due to my present situation of health which my doctor has declared that I will not spend long on earth, that is why I contact you, so that you will handle this money into a good business investment for the future benefit of our fellow brethren that are suffering financially at their homes inn your country. Understand that my contacting you is not by my power, rather a divine direction from God and I know that you will not betray his trust in you.
I will be looking forward to hear urgently back from you after reading from your sister so that I will confirm whether you are ready to handle this work our living Almighty has chosen you to do for his obediently children.
Yours beloved sister in Christ,
Rose Williams

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If you have been following the Crime Online Blog for some time you will have seen this message a couple of times already.

To tell the truth I am not surprised that it keeps on cropping up. I has all the ingredients, a regretfull millionaire who wants to save his money from his greedy family and give it all to charity. And, if you help him you get some of the loot too!

I wonder how many have fallen for this one over the years.

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Subject: RE:Support this noble venture (05-Mrz-2006 11:34)
From: harry11smith@yahoo.com
To: undisclosed-recipients

Hello Friend,

Your first reaction to this mail will be total rejection, scare and may be disbelief, owning largely to the atrocities people commit these days.

But this mail comes from a devastated, sorrowful and emotional laden soul that needs compassion from a kind and good spirited person to wipe away my tears and appropriate my dream and humanitarian gesture.

As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone dies someday.My name is Harry Smith a merchant in Dubai,in the U.A.E.I worked with Zambian Ministry of Mining and Resources for eight years as a contractor,I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,I am very worried as the doctors have informed me that its terminal.

I don’t know how much time I have left on earth, hence this mail to you.I have not particularly lived my life well, as I never really cared for anyone but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul hence, I decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,Algeria and Malaysia.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not  to be content with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of $2,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.

God be with you.
Harry Smith.

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If you thought that the Tsunami had been forgotten, you are wrong! This story sounds just too good to be true! (Which it isn’t!)

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Subject: TSUNAMI DISASTER (15-Nov-2005 7:49)
From: johnpa1@hotmail.com
To: johnpa1@hotmail.com

FROM: MR. JOHN PAUL
TEL: +27-83-51-61-41-7
FAX: +27-11-507-5567
EMAIL:fnbjohn5@yahoo.ca

GOOD DAY,

I am Mr. John Paul working in department of fund released order in First
National Bank of South Africa, East Gate Branch, I know the letter might
come to you as surprise, but take it like your own deal.

Mr. IMAN AJI SASMITO, from INDONESIA executed contract through Department of
Work and Housing here in South Africa, the contract worth of USD12,
550,000.00 Million Dollars, but on the process of transferring the money to
him, as you know that thousand of people have died after a violent
earthquake under the sea near northern Indonesia he died with his family in
Tsunami disaster that occurred recently, we involve you to authenticate this
claim.

Meanwhile, his money has been signed for payment in my office before I will
give order to the bank for final endorsement of his money.

Nobody knows what is going on except my assistance and me. This is the man’s
information.

Contract Sum: USD12, 550,000.00 Million Dollars.
Contract number: FMA/FMF/3-X99/2003.
Payment Approval Nominal Code: will be given to your upon your response to
partake.

You will act like the beneficiary of this money; I will give you more
information about the transaction

I wait for your urgent reply

Best regards,
Mr. John Paul
N/B doesn’t forget to include your direct telephone/fax number. FROM: MR.
JOHN PAUL.

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Larry has two types of cancer at the same time. Do you have to be doubly sorry for him?

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Subject: LARRY MOORE NEED HELP (08-Nov-2005 13:20)
From: larrymooreneedyo@netscape.net
To: xxx@xxx.xxx

Dear friend
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the
fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I
have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you
read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me,
because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Larry Moore, a merchant in Dubai, in the
U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and
oesophageal cancer that was discovered very late due
to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defied
all forms of medicine and right now, I have only about
a few months to live according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone not even myself but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,
I was always hostile to people and only focus on my
business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world. I believe when God gives me a
second chance to come to this world I would live my
life a ifferent way from how I have lived it. Now that
I know my time is near, I have willed and given most
of my properties and assets to my immediate and
extended family members and as well as a few close
friends.
I have decided to give alms to charity organizations,
as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do
on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some
charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and
Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly,
I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked
members of my family to close one of my accounts and
donate the money, which I have there to charity
organizations in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the
money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them
anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I
have left for them. The last of my money which is the
huge cash deposit that I have with a security firm
abroad .I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.
I am writing this from my laptop computer in my
hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray
that God uses you to support and assist me with good
heart.
THANKS
LARRY MOORE
pleas reply to larryneedyou@netscape.net

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What can I say. This is an interesting variation on the “I found a pile of money in a dormant account” story. Would you believe from the Bank of Scotland. I’m pretty sure the Scots know pretty damn well what money is kept within their organisation.

Anyway, this is just the usual west African scam e-mail text just changed a little bit. It sounds more serious and believable that way.

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Subject: From Dr Frank: Very Important Reply/Contact me or call me (28-Okt-2005 18:58)
From: frankjim2005@msn.com
To: xxx@xxx.xxx

FROM DR FRANK
FROM AUDITOR
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT
BANK OF SCOTLAND
UNITED KINGDOM

FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION!
(CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS)

DEAR FRIEND
I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT (FIFTEEN-MILLION POUNDS STERLINGS)
FROM OUR BANK HERE IN SCOTLAND. I HAVE THE COURAGE TO LOOK
FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO WILL BE CAPABLE FOR THIS
IMPORTANT TRANSACTION, BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME
DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN FUTURE.

I AM, DR FRANK JIM, THE AUDITOR AND COMPUTING STAFF OF A BANK
HERE IN SCOTLAND UNITED KINGDOM. THERE IS AN ACCOUNT OPENED IN
THIS BANK IN 1995 AND SINCE 2001 NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS
ACCOUNT AGAIN, AFTER GOING THROUGH SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS,
I DISCOVERED THAT IF I DO NOT REMITT THIS MONEY OUT URGENTLY, IT
WILL BE FORFEITED FOR NOTHING.

HOW THE MONEY CAME ABOUT: THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR JOHN HUGHES A
FOREIGNER AND THE MANAGER OF PETROL CHEMICAL SERVICE HERE IN
LONDON, A CHEMICAL ENGINEER BY PROFESSION AND HE DIED SINCE
1995.AND THEN,SINCE 2001, NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT OR
ANYTHING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND
MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT HIS COMPANY DOES NOT
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT AND THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS
(15,000,000.00) POUNDS STERLINGS

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGN ACCOUNT ABROAD
BUT I DON’T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER, I AM ONLY CONTACTING YOU AS A
FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE APPROVED TO ANY LOCAL BANK
HERE IN SCOTLAND, BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY FOREIGN ACCOUNT
BECAUSE THE MONEY IS POUNDS STERLINGS AND THE FORMER OWNER OF THE
ACCOUNT IS MR. JOHN HUGHES AND HE WAS A FOREIGNER TOO.
WELL, I GOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS FORM MAGAZINE ADVERT.
I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AS WE
DON’T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE, BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A
GENUINE BUSINESS. I BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN
IN THIS INVESTMENT.

WHEN THE TRANSFER IS APPROVED AND PAYMENT SCHEDULE IS ALLOCATED
OVERSEAS,THROUGH THE OFFSHORE PAYING DELEGATE FOR FINAL CLEARANCE
AND SIGNING OF THE PAYMENT RELEASE FORM BY THE BENEFICIARY, I WANT
US TO SEE AT THE OVERSEA PAYING CLEARANCE OFFICE FACE TO FACE OR
SIGNING OF THE ORIGINAL BINDING AGREEMENT TO BIND US TOGETHER SO
THAT,WE CAN RECEIVE THIS MONEY INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT OR ANY ACCOUNT
OF YOUR CHOICE WHERE THE FUND WILL BE REMITTED.

I AM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE OF THE NEED TO INVOLVE A FOREIGNER WITH
A FOREIGN ACCOUNT AS THE REAL BENEFICIARY. I NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION
TO MAKE THIS WORK FINE, BECAUSE THE MANAGEMENT IS READY TO APPROVE
THIS PAYMENT TO ANY FOREIGNER WHO HAS THE CORRECT INFORMATION TO
THIS ACCOUNT,WHICH I WILL GIVE TO YOU WHEN SURE OF YOUR CAPABILITY
TO HANDLE SUCH AMOUNT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE AND TRUST.
ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUCTIONS AND MY ADVICE FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT
BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO MAKE ANY MISTAKE, I NEED YOUR STRONG
ASSURANCE AND TRUST. I SHALL DESTROY ALL DOCUMENTS CONCERNING
THIS TRANSACTIONS IMMEDIATELY WE RECEIVED THIS MONEY LEAVING NO
TRACE TO ANY PLACE.

I WILL USE MY POSITION AND INFLUENCE OF OTHER STAFFS TO EFFECT THE
LEGAL APPROVALS AND ONWARD TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT
WITH APPROPRIATE CLEARANCE FROM FOREIGN PAYMENT DEPARTMENT. WITH
ASSURANCE THAT THIS MONEY WILL BE INTACT PENDING MY PHYSICAL ARRIVAL
TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING AND OTHER INVESTMENT.
PLEASE DO REPLY ME THROUGH: {frankjim2001@yahoo.it} OR YOU CALL ME
WITH TELEPHONE NUMBER {:+447040124843 +447040124814} AND WHEN REPLYING
THIS MAIL KINDLY INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX ,YOUR FULL NAME
FOR BETTER COMMUNICATION.

THANKS
SINCERELY
DR FRANK JIM.

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